Bryan Boemmels — Drums After being expelled from kindergarten, Bryan soon realized that hitting a drum produced sounds that were much more soothing than the crying and sniveling of his former classmates. After discovering Led Zeppelin, Nirvana, AC/DC, Motley Crue and others, it was all downhill from there...
Bob Carlson — Lead Vocals Bob started developing his singing voice at birth after being spanked. He still enjoys an occasional spanking.
Jason Deren — Bass/Keyboards/Backing VocalsJason grew up in a musical hotbed otherwise known as the Naugatuck Valley. Living in a van down by the river, he made his first bass guitar by putting a hole in a washtub with a broom handle and some string. Nothing makes Jason happier than seeing things vibrate from his massively low notes.
Chris Soricelli — GuitarAfter emerging from the sea helpless, nude and unable to provide for himself, Chris took refuge in music to provide warmth and sustenance to his cold, tired body. He began playing guitar immediately after evolution allowed him to walk on two feet, and will continue as long as he remains bipedal. Chris has yet to find a stage large enough to contain him.Sponsored By
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